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Conversation with my very religious mother

  • Me:

    did you know that it is a sin to wear that shirt and you could go to hell?

  • Mom:

  • Me:

    I mean it has mixed fabrics.

  • Me:

    According to the bible, that's a sin.

  • Mom:

    show me where it says that

  • Me:

    levictus 19:19

  • "'Keep my decrees.

  • “‘Do not mate different kinds of animals.

  • “‘Do not plant your field with two kinds of seed.

  • “‘Do not wear clothing woven of two kinds of material.

  • Mom:

  • Mom:

  • Mom:

    well just because it says that doesn't mean you can say its a sin and we'll go to hell

  • Me:

    so why are people doing that with homosexuality

i-am-momo-senpai:

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

enchantedsnail:

punksexandshit:

ceaseless-reverie:

50shadesofgaylinson:

What do strippers do when they’re on their period

What do female astronauts do when they’re on their period

what do homeless women do when they get their period

what did tribeswomen do when they got their period

what do fictional characters do when they get their period

We never even solved the first one

(Source: littleladylouis)

I wonder how many stranger’s stories we make it into? You know, maybe someone saw you in passing and told their friends about how pretty the girl in the lavender sweater was. Or maybe they overheard you say a joke and repeated it to their friend, confessing that they heard it from some guy at the store. 

(Source: bellecosby)

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